Why are you trying to post a fake review? It sounds like Google is one step ahead of you and the brigade.

How is that review tongue in cheek?

More insidiously, they also hide that censorship is even taking place. If they were honest, the review section would be closed, stating "This is where content that violates Google policies often appears. To prevent this, we have disabled publishing."

Instead it's open, tricking you into thinking reviews are allowed. You are only told they're not after you try to post, and they can no longer maintain the deception.

Call it shadow-censorship. It's everywhere, and the most common form. The censor isn't happy just censoring information - he wants people to believe he's not even there:

Not only did Occupation censorship forbid criticism of the United States or other Allied nations, but the mention of censorship itself was forbidden. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Japan#Occupation...